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Who's afraid of the Lord Chamberlain
by Irving Wardle
A list of the cuts and alterations requested by the Lord Chamberlain's
Office — and refused by the playwright ...
- I:1
- (Redl and Siczynski): 'His spine cracked in between those thighs.
Snapped...All the way up.'
- I:4
- (Redl and Hilde): This scene must not be played with the couple both
in bed.
- I:4
- From 'Stage direction — She moves over to the wall...' to 'Presently,
he turns away and sits on the bed."
- I:5
- (Oblensky and Stanitsin): Reference to 'dap' and 'crabs'.
- I:7
- (Redl and Countess): Reference to 'clap'.
- I:10
- (Redl and Paul): Omit the whole of this scene.
- II:1
- (the ball): Omit the whole of this scene.
- III:1
- (Redl's apartment): The two men must not be in bed together.
- III:1
- From 'You'll never know that body like I know it...' to
'...you've not even looked at him, you never will.'
- III:1
- From 'So: you'll turn Stefan...' to '...than any ordinary
man.'
- III:2
- (the Sacher Hotel): 'You were born with a silver sabre up your
what-not.'
- III:4
- (Oblensky and Redl): 'Tears of Christ!'
- III:5
- (Redl and Viktor): Omit the whole of this scene.
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One obstacle facing the young John Osborne, like every other British
playwright since the eighteenth century, was the office of the Lord Chamberlain,
which might or might not license his work for public performance. In Osborne's
time it was situated in Stable Yard, St James's Palace. Here the writer would be
received by the exquisitely courteous military gentlemen who held sway over
British drama, and who might let his piece through after trading two 'fucks' in
exchange for a pair of 'arses'. By such haggling, Osborne's earlier plays got
through. But not A Patriot for Me, whose treatment of homosexuality
culminating in a glittering drag ball was judged to lie beyond the pale. So,
like all unlicensed scripts, the most ambitious work of Britain's leading
playwright could only be performed as a members-only club show. As a result, it
made a loss of £16,500 in spite of being acclaimed as the best play of 1965.
By that date, stage censorship was under the concentrated attack which
shortly led to its abolition under the 1968 Theatres Act. The wonder now is that
a measure that originated in political corruption should have taken root as a
respected national institution. When Prime Minister Walpole gagged his
theatrical critics by pushing through the 1737 Licensing Act, he aroused a storm
of protest: not least from Dr Johnson (no theatre-lover) who weighed in with a
devastatingly ironic pamphlet suggesting that the Act should be extended to the
teaching of reading so as to ensure 'decent submission to our superiors'. But
Walpole won. His rogue statute was reconfirmed by the 1843 Theatres Act, and
censorship reigned unchallenged until the turn of the nineteenth century.
This was not simply a matter of supine resignation. To actors and theatrical
managers, the Lord Chamberlain and his Examiner of Plays ranked as cherished
allies. The modest price of a licence was a guarantee against local prosecution
throughout the country. In business terms that made good sense, and managers
were defending censorship right up to 1968. It made no sense to playwrights,
though, and it was the upsurge of new drama — first with Shaw, and then with
Osborne — that first shook the peace of Stable Yard. No-one ever delivered the
case against censorship more eloquently than Shaw, but his 1909 campaign failed
because the theatre was still controlled by stars and managers. It was the
arrival of subsidy in the 1950s, prompted by the 'writer's theatre' renaissance,
that finally dispatched the Chamberlain and his men into oblivion.
When they are remembered now, it is as members of a quaint British
institution like some old public school, with stories of writers playing daring
japes on the beak: JB Priestley peppering his stories with oaths to give the
Examiner something to cut; Keith Waterhouse inventing brand-new four-letter
words, on which the censor would swoop as regional expressions of unspeakable
filthiness. But it was not all jokes and naughty words. For over 200 years,
censorship effectively stifled all sexual, religious and political debate on the
English stage — even forbidding adverse comment on fascist leaders during the
1930s. Between the wars, Aristophanes, Strindberg, Pirandello and O'Neill
figured among the banned authors. And to the last gasp, in the 1966 prosecution
of Edward Bond's Saved (which blocked up the theatre- club loophole
for unlicensed work), the Lord Chamberlain was trying to put uncomfortable
artists to silence. In the very year of abolition Bond's Early Morning
was banned in toto, and when William Gaskell went ahead with a Sunday
night club production at the Royal Court, he underwent police interrogation
after the first performance and the second performance was cancelled.
Shaw's main argument against the censor was that he was an anarch. Certain
things were forbidden, but anything could be banned without explanation or right
of appeal. Nanny knew best; and writers who wanted their work performed had
better avoid going Too Far in defying the prejudices of the Royal Household. In
terms of outright suppression, the British casualties are few compared to those
of East European censorship. But who knows what we have lost through
self-censorship; or how many writers shared Arnold Bennett's reasons for
avoiding the stage: 'Immediately you begin to get near the things that
really matter in a play, you begin to think about the censor, and it is all over
with your play.' All of which was foreseen by John Milton long before the
theatre began competing with the follies of Stable Yard: 'If it come to
prohibiting, there is not aught more likely to be prohibited than truth itself
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